December 2012 - January 13th 2013
Jan. 13th, 2013 05:24 pmRound up of all Bilbo/Bofur fic and art for December 2012 and early January 2013. I began with the AO3 and worked outwards, so default author names are AO3. Rating system = G for 'suitable for your gran', T for 'not the end of the world if your tween sister sees it', and M for 'your mother wouldn't approve of you reading it'.
No idea if I'll do this again, but it seemed to make sense to do this one rather than clog up my bookmarks trying to keep track!
Fic
Anonymous Authors
- Domestic Cuteness - Word Count: c. 300. Rating: T.
- Domestic Sex - What it says on the tin. Word Count: c. 2.5k. Rating: M.
- Don't Go - The cave scene between Bofur and Bilbo goes in another direction. A romance-y direction. Word Count: c. 500.
- Female!Bilbo - awkward cunnilingus. Word Count: c. 500. Rating: M.
- It's True We Don't Have A Home- Hobbiton is scandalised by Bilbo's choice of spouse. Rating: M. Work in Progress.
- Muteness and Signed Language - AU in which Bilbo is mute from birth. Work in Progress.
- Ori's Snarky Diary - Ori keeps a secret diary. Word Count: c. 2k. Rating: G.
- Shifters - Hobbits are burrowing/grassland kinds of shifters (rabbits, ground hogs, burrowing owls, pheasants, etc..), like each Hobbit family is a certain kind of animal. Dwarfs are mountainous kinds of animals, Elves are woodland/marshland, etc... Since Hobbits are so rarely seen, no one knows what they shift into since it's a very private/intimate thing amongst Hobbits; showing your animal form to another. Usually only your close family and your spouse will ever see it. Unlike Dwarfs, who just shift all willy-nilly whenever they want. Very inappropriate to Bilbo. I would like to see Bilbo getting flustered whenever the Dwarfs shift into their forms (for cuddles or to avoid an Orc, etc). Lots of cultural shock and misunderstandings abound! And the curiosity that the Dwarfs must have~ Never seeing Bilbo's form and wondering if maybe he doesn't have a form (the horror!). Pranks from the more mischievous Dwarfs, trying to get Bilbo to shift. Bonus if Gandalf finds this all so very amusing and totally instigates the pranks. Work in Progress.
- Shire Wedding - Word Count: c. 2k. Rating: G.
- The 5 Times Bofur Tried to Help and Failed Miserably, and the One Time He Succeeded - Rating: G.
- The Change - So how exactly did Bofur go from trolling the living shit out of Bilbo when thy were at his house to shielding him from harm with his own body and worrying about him? Anon wants to know. Word Count: c. 200. Rating: G.
Author: airandangels
- A Substitute for Pudding - "This is the 'Hobbit Sex Lottery' story which arose from my wondering aloud on Tumblr, shortly after seeing The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey for the first time, whether anyone had written dwarves-on-hobbit orgy fic yet. I was astonished at the eager response to something I'd chiefly meant as a joke, so I wrote... this. It's uneven and definitely not 'quality' but it was fun. I can only apologise for all the incest." Rating: M. Work in Progress.
Author: Alysthene (![[tumblr.com profile]](https://www.tumblr.com/favicon.ico)
journalsofrandomness)
- Carvings of Love - When Bilbo ran out of the Shire, he knew he'd find adventure, treasure, and no small amount of danger. He didn't expect to find love as well. Rating: M. Work in Progress.
Author: aragrn (![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
aragrn)
- Blunt the Knives - Unbeknownst to Bilbo, 'blunt the knives' is actually sliightly out-of-fashion dwarf slang for some sort of sex act (hand job, blow job, or anything else, really), hence Bofur's very wink-wink-nudge-nudge "Oohh d'ya hear that lads? He says we'll blunt the kniiives!" Only, of course, what would've turned into a bawdy song gets somewhat hijacked by Kili and Fili, who are too young to recognise this old-fogey lingo. Later that night, though, Bofur lets Bilbo in on why the other dwarves were laughing to uproariously during that song. Word Count: c. 300. Rating: T.
Author: _beetle_ (_beetle_)
- A Long-Awaited Party - PLEASE! Domesticity in the shire. Neighbours thinking Frodo will grow up to be wild, raised by "that Baggins that went adventuring" and his dwarf husband. (Queue frodo's parents throwing the best parties so all the kids want to be friends with Frodo and Bilbo and Bofur constantly needing to reassure other parents they aren't there to corrupt the youth). Word Count: c. 3,600. Rating: T.
Author: BofurAndHisHat (![[fanfiction.net profile]](/img/userheads/ff-icon-192.png)
xXGoth_LoliXx)
- Misunderstandings - After the Battle of the Five Armies & everything is done & dusted, Bilbo leaves as quickly as he can because he feels that Bofur is too good for him. Forty-seven years later, none other than Bofur himself shows up at Bilbo's doorstep. Word Count: c. 1,700. Rating: G.
Author: Bofurrific (Bofurrific)
- Bilbo Leaves - Bofur is in love with Bilbo, planning their life together, but Bilbo was only in it for the fun, not realizing that dwarfs only love once and he has doomed Bofur to a life alone. Word Count: c. 1,200. Rating: G.
- Blossoming Alone In Love - Bilbo is in love with an uninterested Thorin, so he settles for Bofur, who has loved him from the beginning. Bofur doesn't notice at first that his love is not returned. Told from Bofur's pov. Word Count: c. 500. Rating: G.
- Braids - One of my followers on tumblr requested I write something fluffy because I've done so much angst recently. She wanted Bilbo grabbing Bofur's braids and kissing him. Word Count: c. 400. Rating: G.
- Cursed Him As He Lay Dying - Instead of Thorin, Fili, and Kili dying in the Battle of Five Armies, Bilbo dies instead. Word Count: 900. Rating: G.
- Missed Opportunities - Thorin just knows that Bilbo loves him, and in waiting for the hobbit to confess his feelings, doesn't see the love blossoming between Bilbo and Bofur until he catches them kissing. Word Count: 700. Rating: G.
- Noble Maiden Fair - Bofur singing. He sings to Bilbo. It's the Brave Soundtrack ok. Stop looking at me like that. Word Count: c. 300. Rating: G.
Author: calenmir (caverns_old)
- A Little Gift - Bofur realizes at last how much he loves Bilbo but fears it is too late and Bilbo is already Thorin's. Following Bilbo into the woods at night to give him a small carving as a gift, Bofur winds up receiving one himself...Bilbo's love. Word Count: c. 2k. Rating: M.
Author: cockslutmountainking (cockslutmountainking)
- Braids and Cuddles - Bofur is sad that Bilbo doesn’t have any beard to braid while they cuddle. Drabble. Rating: G.
- Roman AU - Bofur has no idea what a bath is, and it’s up to Bilbo to make sure he’s clean at least ONCE in his life. Drabble. Rating: G.
Author: cutoutlions (cutoutlions)
- Closer - A collection of interlinked drabbles. Rating: M. Ongoing.
--- 1. Company -
--- 2. Warm - Rating: G.
--- 3. Rain -
--- 4. Stolen - Bombur pushes things in the right direction. Rating: M.
Author: deathwailart
- As If They Were My Own - Thorin looking after his nephews on the journey, with implied Bofur/Bilbo. Word Count: c. 4k. Rating: G.
Author: Dualce (confaburation)
- Clear the Gaps Before They Fill Again - The pipe weed always made him a bit nostalgic, more optimistic than he had a right to be. But something in the hobbit's manner made Bofur want to fix things, even if it was only for a moment. Word Count: c. 1,400. Rating: T.
- Make It So You Cannot Speak - They melded their lives together easily enough, although Bilbo worried that the Shire would be too boring, too plain for Bofur, with no gems or gold or homes of slate and stone or adventures beyond what they were to eat for second breakfast. Word Count: c. 4k. Rating: M.
Author: emmyxogast
- Five times Kili was overprotective of Fili & One time he didn't have to be - Rating: M. Work in Progress.
Author: ferowyn (ferowyn - ferowyn)
- Desperate Confessions - When Bilbo is hanging off of the cliff and Bofur can't reach him, he blurts out a confession of love. Word Count: c. 900. Rating: T.
- Making a Home - After everything that goes down in the Lonely Mountain and the grief has settled, the dwarves are just happy to be home. All except for Bofur, who... for some reason, can't quite feel content. He still doesn't feel like he belongs. Not entirely. Word Count: c. 2.5k. Rating: G.
- Never Forget - Bilbo is curious about Bofur's earring. Word Count: c. 1,400. Rating: G.
- Protect You - Bofur and Bilbo end up accidentally married. Word Count: c. 2k. Rating: T.
- Shovel Talk - Bilbo and Bofur fall in love with each other. 12 Dwarves are giving Bilbo the shovel talk. Word Count: c. 800. Rating: G.
- Through the Flames - Bofur gets hurt in goblin town. Word Count: c. 2,400. Rating: G.
Author: flit_st_fanfic (flit_st_fanfic)
- Mate-Marked - "Hobbits have the name of their soul mate inscribed on their wrist, and written on Bilbo's wrist is [insert one of the thirteen dwarves here]. But! The inscription is the dwarf's true name, the one they keep secret to the outer world, so Bilbo has no idea that he's met his soul mate when the dwarves drop in. The dwarves see the inscription, obviously recognizing the name, and ask about it. Cue oblivious!Bilbo explaining the marks and going on about how he'll never find his intended while said intended sits there, having a hard time with Bilbo 's descriptions of everlasting love, bonding forever, etc."Word Count: c. 3k. Rating: G.
- Tradition - They end up accidentally married. Word Count: c. 1k. Rating: G.
Author: ForAllLove (happiness_in_a_hat)
- Holding On - War has brought them together not once but twice. He won't let it separate them again. World War II AU. Word Count: c. 1k. Rating: T.
- Peace Until the Morning (series) - four parts so far totalling c. 4k words.
--- one - In which Bilbo suffers from nightmares, and he is not alone.
--- two - In which there are cultural differences, kissing lessons, and an absurd amount of happiness to keep the darkness at bay.
--- three - In which Bilbo is granted more than he dared ask for, and gives something in return.
--- four - In which sorrow finally begins to lift, Bofur finally has his place to belong, and Bilbo finally finds out what Dwarves do differently.
Author: GendrysNorthernWench (TheMisfitToy)
- Unions in Caves - How Bofur stalls Bilbo in the cave before they end up in Goblin Town. Word Count: c. 400. Rating: G.
Author: hobbitdragon
- A Home the Shape of My Desires - Both Bilbo and Bofur set out upon this quest looking for something entirely different than they found. ...I started to write smut and instead I got a heartfelt poetic love story that is also most canon-compliant fic I have ever written. AU only in the final scene! Word Count: c. 7.5k. Rating: M.
-- (Sequel) What's Mine Is Yours - In which Bofur and Bilbo settle together in the Shire, find Bofur's long-treasured dream from an unexpected source, discover that cultural history and personal history often share similarities, and affirm that pleasure shared is pleasure increased. Word Count: c. 8k. Rating: M.
- Lessons In Dwarven Culture - In Which Bilbo Learns Much About the Sexual Habits of Dwarves and Tries to Sympathize With Thorin. Word Count: c. 13k. Rating: M.
Author: jumpforjo
- Of Warm Drinks and Nice Music - It all started with Bombur's coffee shop. Modern AU. Work in Progress.
Author: lifeisticking (lifeisticking - excidiurn)
- Of Dwarves and Braids, in Rivendell - They take a well-earned respite in Rivendell, and once it really sinks in that they are safe, well there is a few casual problems to take care of - and Bilbo ends up learning how to do basic braids. Rating: G.
- Red String - Dwarves are born with a red string only they can see tying them to their soul mate. Work in Progress.
Author: lisaA (lisaA - flowerbedgrl)
- Tomorrow is a Promise to No One - Thorin is not the only one seeking redemption at the Carrock. Very mild Bilbo/Bofur. Word Count: c. 1,800. Rating: G.
Author: LusisZero (LusisZero)
- The Comforts of Home - After the attack of the thundergiants, Bilbo is having second thoughts about this journey. He think's it'd be best to just go home, as per Thorin's suggestion. Bofur wishes him all the luck in the world... Just a little play on the scene from the film to make it a tad more romantic. Word Count: c. 700. Rating: G.
Author: meosan
- Sealed at the Pulse - Dwarves bear the name of their soulmate on their wrists. And while soulmates that are related to each other do happen, they're required to have a strictly platonic relationship. And Thorin and Kili try, they do but at one point they give in to their feelings for each other and spend the night together. Lots of angst ensues. Work in Progress.
Author: nolikereally (nolikereally)
- Downpour - Bofur is desperate to urinate, but the storm and the wolves keep him in close quarters with his companions. He especially doesn't want to humiliate himself in front of Bilbo... Rating: M.
Author: novadiablo
- All the Luck in the World - Bofur knows as soon as he sees him that Bilbo is the One. Really, that's only the start of his problems. Rating: M. Work in Progress.
- On the Throne - Bofur and Bilbo get caught on the throne in Erebor. Word Count: c. 900. Rating: M.
Author: Quasar
- Boon Companions - "I can honestly say that I have told you the truth, but I may not have told you all of it." There were parts of his journey that Bilbo never included in the book he shared with Frodo, but they included some of his favourite bits of the grand adventure. Various pairings. Rating: M. Work in Progress.
Author: rabbitofrhosgobel (rabbitofrhosgobel)
- Sanbaknd (Perfect Morning)- Future!fic. Word Count: c. 800. Rating: G.
Author: rachel4revenge (rachel4revenge)
- Soapwort - He picks a flower head from its stem and brings it to his nose, crushing the petals between his fingers. Soapwort, though it is known by other labels. His father grew it in his garden, and called his wife “Bouncing Bet” after one such name. His mother in turn called Bilbo her Sweet William, and scrubbed his hair and ears with it every night at bathtime. Word Count: c. 2k. Rating: M.
- Sweet as Honey - Bilbo hadn’t allowed himself to think of such things yet – such things like after this is all over. Part of him was still thinking backward, remembering the good old days of peace and plenty in the Shire. The other part, which he was loathe to acknowledge, was thinking of an eventual and inevitable end, in which the dwarves would have to look after his funeral arrangements after all. Word Count: c. 3.5k. Rating: M.
Author: ravenhairedtrickster
- At Waters Edge - It's about time they have a bath. Bilbo just wasn't expecting it to be in a lake, but nobody else seems to mind. As he struggles to get into the water, he has a little additional help from Bofur. Nobody said helping someone could be so dangerous. Word Count: c. 1.5k. Rating: G.
- Both Do and Don't - Bilbo tries his hand at topping. Word Count: 900. Rating: M.
- Something to Treasure - Bilbo sits with Bofur as the end draws near. Word Count: c. 500. Rating: T.
- Take Me Home Before The Storm - Thorin & Co reach Mirkwood. Thranduil wants to, for unknown reasons, bridge the gap between Dwarves and Elves. Word Count: c. 2.5k. Rating: M.
- Wash It Away - Bilbo and Bofur are homeless and have wandered from city to city in search of work, lodging, etc. Word Count: c. 400. Rating: Gen.
- Your Heart Alone Will Keep Us Warm - The days are getting shorter and Thorin & Co. continue to move forward. As the nights get colder and the company pairs up to share warmth, Bilbo finds comfort in the last person he'd expect. A sort of evolution in Bilbo and Bofur's relationship. Word Count: c. 5k. Rating: M.
Author: saltarello (saltarello)
- Burglar - Bofur/Bilbo/Thorin. Bofur has feelings for Bilbo, who only sees him as a friend. Bilbo has feelings for Thorin, who only sees him as a hindrance. Word Count: c. 1,200. Rating: T.
Author: smaragdbird (smaragdbird - smaragdbird)
- A Happy End - They've made it, all of them, through everything (AU for the book and most likely for the third Hobbit movie as well). Word Count: c. 600. Rating: G.
- Respectability is Overrated - Bilbo saves Bofur's Life. Bofur decides to make up for it. Word Count: c. 700. Rating: T.
Author: Starrrz (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
starry_starrrz - starry_starrrz - starrrz)
- Kink Meme Fills - Collection of kink meme fills. Rating: various. Ongoing.
--- 5. Ye ole courtship trope. Rating: G.
--- 6. Bilbo is injured, Bofur patches him up. Rating: G.
--- 7. Bilbo grows a beard. Rating: M.
--- 8. Bofur worries about Bilbo. Rating: G.
--- 9. Bofur is warned off. Rating: T.
--- 11. Bombur plays matchmaker. Rating: G.
--- 12. Bofur tries to fit in back in the Shire. Rating: G.
--- 13. Kíli and Fíli play a prank on Bofur. Rating: G.
--- 14. PWP. Rating: M.
--- 15. Bilbo gives into temptation. Rating: M.
--- 16. Modern AU. Rating: G.
--- 17. Bilbo gives in to temptation - Bofur POV. Rating: M.
--- 18. Bofur kisses it better. Rating: G.
--- 19. Bilbo takes the initiative. Rating: M.
--- 20. Unrequited. Rating: G.
Author: sum_nemo
- Five Times Bofur Gave Bilbo His Hat, And The One Time Bilbo Took It - I took a prompt on the kink meme and ran with it further than requested. Prompt was: At some point on the journey, things get a little ugly and battle is done. Bilbo, who still isn't terrific with a sword, is told to hang back or stay somewhere safe. (Or maybe he's guarding the ponies, whatevs.) Just before going with them, Bofur takes his hat off. And puts it on Bilbo's head. Because these are the two things he wants to keep safe. So, here are the many times Bofur gave Bilbo his hat to keep him safe and happy, and the one time Bilbo took it to make Bofur feel safe and happy. Work in Progress.
Author: Taggerung
- Heart Mark - Soul mark trope. Word Count: c. 600. Rating: T.
- Mistaken Courtship - Thorin decides he wants to court Bilbo so he tells Bofur to back off. Unfortunately, neither told Bilbo. Word Count: c. 2k. Rating: T.
Author: The_Hendulaica
- Adamancy Is Not A Virtue - Steampunk AU. In which Thorin and his men are the last surviving pirates of the sky, Bilbo is an indisputably respectable mechanic, and Gandalf is still a quite the intrusive and meddlesome wizard. Rating: M. Work in Progress.
Author: thorinoakenshield (arthurpendragn)
- You're Used To This Life - What if the Goblins hadn't interrupted the conversation between Bofur and Bilbo? Word Count: c. 2k. Rating: T.
Author: thorinsmut (thorinsmut)
- Five Buttons - Bilbo lost his buttons, and only Bofur noticed how much that bothers him. Word Count: c. 2k. Rating: G.
-- Through the Bars - Set in Mirkwood. Word Count: 2.5k. Rating: G.
--- The Balcony - Bilbo and Bofur have a smoke and a cuddle on the balcony in Laketown. Word Count: c. 1.5k. Rating: G.
---- On the Gold - "The inevitable smutty chapter." Word Count: c. 2.5k. Rating: M.
----- The Stone and the Battle - Bilbo and Bofur just want to protect each other, but can they? Word Count: c. 2k. Rating: G.
------ Bag End - Happily Ever After. Word Count: c. 4k. Rating: T.
- Repairing the Hat - Bilbo fixes Bofur's hat. Word Count: 800. Rating: G.
Author: TikaOn
- Five times Bilbo inadvertently turned someone on, and one time someone did it to him - (Bofur is chap 1) Word Count: c. 3k. Rating: M.
Author: Verily
- Dwobbits or Quarterlings? - While Thorin's Company rests at Rivendell, Fili and Kili discover that Bofur and Bombur are hiding a very big secret. Word Count: c. 2.5k . Rating: G.
Author: Wintermoth1223 (Wintermoth1223)
- The Pleasures of Intimacy - When the night comes and ale passes round, the Dwarfs and the Hobbit are prone to stories. A drunken Bilbo finds a new kind of love with Bofur, and Thorin turns out to like elves. The confusing tale of romance, seduction, and elfen fetishes. Word Count: c. 3,500. Rating: M.
Author: Wolfy McBubblehorn (Wolfy_McBubblehorn)
- Healing Hearts - Bofur has admired Fili and Kili from afar but never done anything about his feelings until they come to him. Then the battle of five armies comes and Bofur can no longer feel at home in Erebor, so he leaves and seeks the good company of our very own Bilbo Baggins. Word Count: c. 5k. Rating: T.
Author: Yaseanne
- A World That I Shall Know - For a prompt on the kink meme: Bofur to invites Bilbo to live with him in Erebor now that the quest is done. It starts out as a friendly request, until they can find a suitable spot to build a Hobbit hole for him in the vicinity, but as time goes on they slowly start to develop stronger feelings for one another. All the while dealing with their grief over their lost companions, and what might have been had everyone survived. Frodo comes to live with Bilbo. Word Count: c. 6k. Rating: T.
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If you know of something that isn't on the list, link me up! I just can't get enough of this ship right now. :3
No idea if I'll do this again, but it seemed to make sense to do this one rather than clog up my bookmarks trying to keep track!
Fic
Anonymous Authors
- Domestic Cuteness - Word Count: c. 300. Rating: T.
- Domestic Sex - What it says on the tin. Word Count: c. 2.5k. Rating: M.
- Don't Go - The cave scene between Bofur and Bilbo goes in another direction. A romance-y direction. Word Count: c. 500.
- Female!Bilbo - awkward cunnilingus. Word Count: c. 500. Rating: M.
- It's True We Don't Have A Home- Hobbiton is scandalised by Bilbo's choice of spouse. Rating: M. Work in Progress.
- Muteness and Signed Language - AU in which Bilbo is mute from birth. Work in Progress.
- Ori's Snarky Diary - Ori keeps a secret diary. Word Count: c. 2k. Rating: G.
- Shifters - Hobbits are burrowing/grassland kinds of shifters (rabbits, ground hogs, burrowing owls, pheasants, etc..), like each Hobbit family is a certain kind of animal. Dwarfs are mountainous kinds of animals, Elves are woodland/marshland, etc... Since Hobbits are so rarely seen, no one knows what they shift into since it's a very private/intimate thing amongst Hobbits; showing your animal form to another. Usually only your close family and your spouse will ever see it. Unlike Dwarfs, who just shift all willy-nilly whenever they want. Very inappropriate to Bilbo. I would like to see Bilbo getting flustered whenever the Dwarfs shift into their forms (for cuddles or to avoid an Orc, etc). Lots of cultural shock and misunderstandings abound! And the curiosity that the Dwarfs must have~ Never seeing Bilbo's form and wondering if maybe he doesn't have a form (the horror!). Pranks from the more mischievous Dwarfs, trying to get Bilbo to shift. Bonus if Gandalf finds this all so very amusing and totally instigates the pranks. Work in Progress.
- Shire Wedding - Word Count: c. 2k. Rating: G.
- The 5 Times Bofur Tried to Help and Failed Miserably, and the One Time He Succeeded - Rating: G.
- The Change - So how exactly did Bofur go from trolling the living shit out of Bilbo when thy were at his house to shielding him from harm with his own body and worrying about him? Anon wants to know. Word Count: c. 200. Rating: G.
Author: airandangels
- A Substitute for Pudding - "This is the 'Hobbit Sex Lottery' story which arose from my wondering aloud on Tumblr, shortly after seeing The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey for the first time, whether anyone had written dwarves-on-hobbit orgy fic yet. I was astonished at the eager response to something I'd chiefly meant as a joke, so I wrote... this. It's uneven and definitely not 'quality' but it was fun. I can only apologise for all the incest." Rating: M. Work in Progress.
Author: Alysthene (
- Carvings of Love - When Bilbo ran out of the Shire, he knew he'd find adventure, treasure, and no small amount of danger. He didn't expect to find love as well. Rating: M. Work in Progress.
Author: aragrn (
aragrn)- Blunt the Knives - Unbeknownst to Bilbo, 'blunt the knives' is actually sliightly out-of-fashion dwarf slang for some sort of sex act (hand job, blow job, or anything else, really), hence Bofur's very wink-wink-nudge-nudge "Oohh d'ya hear that lads? He says we'll blunt the kniiives!" Only, of course, what would've turned into a bawdy song gets somewhat hijacked by Kili and Fili, who are too young to recognise this old-fogey lingo. Later that night, though, Bofur lets Bilbo in on why the other dwarves were laughing to uproariously during that song. Word Count: c. 300. Rating: T.
Author: _beetle_ (
_beetle_)- A Long-Awaited Party - PLEASE! Domesticity in the shire. Neighbours thinking Frodo will grow up to be wild, raised by "that Baggins that went adventuring" and his dwarf husband. (Queue frodo's parents throwing the best parties so all the kids want to be friends with Frodo and Bilbo and Bofur constantly needing to reassure other parents they aren't there to corrupt the youth). Word Count: c. 3,600. Rating: T.
Author: BofurAndHisHat (
xXGoth_LoliXx)- Misunderstandings - After the Battle of the Five Armies & everything is done & dusted, Bilbo leaves as quickly as he can because he feels that Bofur is too good for him. Forty-seven years later, none other than Bofur himself shows up at Bilbo's doorstep. Word Count: c. 1,700. Rating: G.
Author: Bofurrific (
- Bilbo Leaves - Bofur is in love with Bilbo, planning their life together, but Bilbo was only in it for the fun, not realizing that dwarfs only love once and he has doomed Bofur to a life alone. Word Count: c. 1,200. Rating: G.
- Blossoming Alone In Love - Bilbo is in love with an uninterested Thorin, so he settles for Bofur, who has loved him from the beginning. Bofur doesn't notice at first that his love is not returned. Told from Bofur's pov. Word Count: c. 500. Rating: G.
- Braids - One of my followers on tumblr requested I write something fluffy because I've done so much angst recently. She wanted Bilbo grabbing Bofur's braids and kissing him. Word Count: c. 400. Rating: G.
- Cursed Him As He Lay Dying - Instead of Thorin, Fili, and Kili dying in the Battle of Five Armies, Bilbo dies instead. Word Count: 900. Rating: G.
- Missed Opportunities - Thorin just knows that Bilbo loves him, and in waiting for the hobbit to confess his feelings, doesn't see the love blossoming between Bilbo and Bofur until he catches them kissing. Word Count: 700. Rating: G.
- Noble Maiden Fair - Bofur singing. He sings to Bilbo. It's the Brave Soundtrack ok. Stop looking at me like that. Word Count: c. 300. Rating: G.
Author: calenmir (
- A Little Gift - Bofur realizes at last how much he loves Bilbo but fears it is too late and Bilbo is already Thorin's. Following Bilbo into the woods at night to give him a small carving as a gift, Bofur winds up receiving one himself...Bilbo's love. Word Count: c. 2k. Rating: M.
Author: cockslutmountainking (
- Braids and Cuddles - Bofur is sad that Bilbo doesn’t have any beard to braid while they cuddle. Drabble. Rating: G.
- Roman AU - Bofur has no idea what a bath is, and it’s up to Bilbo to make sure he’s clean at least ONCE in his life. Drabble. Rating: G.
Author: cutoutlions (
- Closer - A collection of interlinked drabbles. Rating: M. Ongoing.
--- 1. Company -
--- 2. Warm - Rating: G.
--- 3. Rain -
--- 4. Stolen - Bombur pushes things in the right direction. Rating: M.
Author: deathwailart
- As If They Were My Own - Thorin looking after his nephews on the journey, with implied Bofur/Bilbo. Word Count: c. 4k. Rating: G.
Author: Dualce (
- Clear the Gaps Before They Fill Again - The pipe weed always made him a bit nostalgic, more optimistic than he had a right to be. But something in the hobbit's manner made Bofur want to fix things, even if it was only for a moment. Word Count: c. 1,400. Rating: T.
- Make It So You Cannot Speak - They melded their lives together easily enough, although Bilbo worried that the Shire would be too boring, too plain for Bofur, with no gems or gold or homes of slate and stone or adventures beyond what they were to eat for second breakfast. Word Count: c. 4k. Rating: M.
Author: emmyxogast
- Five times Kili was overprotective of Fili & One time he didn't have to be - Rating: M. Work in Progress.
Author: ferowyn (
ferowyn - ferowyn)- Desperate Confessions - When Bilbo is hanging off of the cliff and Bofur can't reach him, he blurts out a confession of love. Word Count: c. 900. Rating: T.
- Making a Home - After everything that goes down in the Lonely Mountain and the grief has settled, the dwarves are just happy to be home. All except for Bofur, who... for some reason, can't quite feel content. He still doesn't feel like he belongs. Not entirely. Word Count: c. 2.5k. Rating: G.
- Never Forget - Bilbo is curious about Bofur's earring. Word Count: c. 1,400. Rating: G.
- Protect You - Bofur and Bilbo end up accidentally married. Word Count: c. 2k. Rating: T.
- Shovel Talk - Bilbo and Bofur fall in love with each other. 12 Dwarves are giving Bilbo the shovel talk. Word Count: c. 800. Rating: G.
- Through the Flames - Bofur gets hurt in goblin town. Word Count: c. 2,400. Rating: G.
Author: flit_st_fanfic (
flit_st_fanfic)- Mate-Marked - "Hobbits have the name of their soul mate inscribed on their wrist, and written on Bilbo's wrist is [insert one of the thirteen dwarves here]. But! The inscription is the dwarf's true name, the one they keep secret to the outer world, so Bilbo has no idea that he's met his soul mate when the dwarves drop in. The dwarves see the inscription, obviously recognizing the name, and ask about it. Cue oblivious!Bilbo explaining the marks and going on about how he'll never find his intended while said intended sits there, having a hard time with Bilbo 's descriptions of everlasting love, bonding forever, etc."Word Count: c. 3k. Rating: G.
- Tradition - They end up accidentally married. Word Count: c. 1k. Rating: G.
Author: ForAllLove (
- Holding On - War has brought them together not once but twice. He won't let it separate them again. World War II AU. Word Count: c. 1k. Rating: T.
- Peace Until the Morning (series) - four parts so far totalling c. 4k words.
--- one - In which Bilbo suffers from nightmares, and he is not alone.
--- two - In which there are cultural differences, kissing lessons, and an absurd amount of happiness to keep the darkness at bay.
--- three - In which Bilbo is granted more than he dared ask for, and gives something in return.
--- four - In which sorrow finally begins to lift, Bofur finally has his place to belong, and Bilbo finally finds out what Dwarves do differently.
Author: GendrysNorthernWench (
TheMisfitToy)- Unions in Caves - How Bofur stalls Bilbo in the cave before they end up in Goblin Town. Word Count: c. 400. Rating: G.
Author: hobbitdragon
- A Home the Shape of My Desires - Both Bilbo and Bofur set out upon this quest looking for something entirely different than they found. ...I started to write smut and instead I got a heartfelt poetic love story that is also most canon-compliant fic I have ever written. AU only in the final scene! Word Count: c. 7.5k. Rating: M.
-- (Sequel) What's Mine Is Yours - In which Bofur and Bilbo settle together in the Shire, find Bofur's long-treasured dream from an unexpected source, discover that cultural history and personal history often share similarities, and affirm that pleasure shared is pleasure increased. Word Count: c. 8k. Rating: M.
- Lessons In Dwarven Culture - In Which Bilbo Learns Much About the Sexual Habits of Dwarves and Tries to Sympathize With Thorin. Word Count: c. 13k. Rating: M.
Author: jumpforjo
- Of Warm Drinks and Nice Music - It all started with Bombur's coffee shop. Modern AU. Work in Progress.
Author: lifeisticking (
lifeisticking - - Of Dwarves and Braids, in Rivendell - They take a well-earned respite in Rivendell, and once it really sinks in that they are safe, well there is a few casual problems to take care of - and Bilbo ends up learning how to do basic braids. Rating: G.
- Red String - Dwarves are born with a red string only they can see tying them to their soul mate. Work in Progress.
Author: lisaA (
lisaA - flowerbedgrl)- Tomorrow is a Promise to No One - Thorin is not the only one seeking redemption at the Carrock. Very mild Bilbo/Bofur. Word Count: c. 1,800. Rating: G.
Author: LusisZero (
LusisZero)- The Comforts of Home - After the attack of the thundergiants, Bilbo is having second thoughts about this journey. He think's it'd be best to just go home, as per Thorin's suggestion. Bofur wishes him all the luck in the world... Just a little play on the scene from the film to make it a tad more romantic. Word Count: c. 700. Rating: G.
Author: meosan
- Sealed at the Pulse - Dwarves bear the name of their soulmate on their wrists. And while soulmates that are related to each other do happen, they're required to have a strictly platonic relationship. And Thorin and Kili try, they do but at one point they give in to their feelings for each other and spend the night together. Lots of angst ensues. Work in Progress.
Author: nolikereally (
nolikereally)- Downpour - Bofur is desperate to urinate, but the storm and the wolves keep him in close quarters with his companions. He especially doesn't want to humiliate himself in front of Bilbo... Rating: M.
Author: novadiablo
- All the Luck in the World - Bofur knows as soon as he sees him that Bilbo is the One. Really, that's only the start of his problems. Rating: M. Work in Progress.
- On the Throne - Bofur and Bilbo get caught on the throne in Erebor. Word Count: c. 900. Rating: M.
Author: Quasar
- Boon Companions - "I can honestly say that I have told you the truth, but I may not have told you all of it." There were parts of his journey that Bilbo never included in the book he shared with Frodo, but they included some of his favourite bits of the grand adventure. Various pairings. Rating: M. Work in Progress.
Author: rabbitofrhosgobel (
- Sanbaknd (Perfect Morning)- Future!fic. Word Count: c. 800. Rating: G.
Author: rachel4revenge (
- Soapwort - He picks a flower head from its stem and brings it to his nose, crushing the petals between his fingers. Soapwort, though it is known by other labels. His father grew it in his garden, and called his wife “Bouncing Bet” after one such name. His mother in turn called Bilbo her Sweet William, and scrubbed his hair and ears with it every night at bathtime. Word Count: c. 2k. Rating: M.
- Sweet as Honey - Bilbo hadn’t allowed himself to think of such things yet – such things like after this is all over. Part of him was still thinking backward, remembering the good old days of peace and plenty in the Shire. The other part, which he was loathe to acknowledge, was thinking of an eventual and inevitable end, in which the dwarves would have to look after his funeral arrangements after all. Word Count: c. 3.5k. Rating: M.
Author: ravenhairedtrickster
- At Waters Edge - It's about time they have a bath. Bilbo just wasn't expecting it to be in a lake, but nobody else seems to mind. As he struggles to get into the water, he has a little additional help from Bofur. Nobody said helping someone could be so dangerous. Word Count: c. 1.5k. Rating: G.
- Both Do and Don't - Bilbo tries his hand at topping. Word Count: 900. Rating: M.
- Something to Treasure - Bilbo sits with Bofur as the end draws near. Word Count: c. 500. Rating: T.
- Take Me Home Before The Storm - Thorin & Co reach Mirkwood. Thranduil wants to, for unknown reasons, bridge the gap between Dwarves and Elves. Word Count: c. 2.5k. Rating: M.
- Wash It Away - Bilbo and Bofur are homeless and have wandered from city to city in search of work, lodging, etc. Word Count: c. 400. Rating: Gen.
- Your Heart Alone Will Keep Us Warm - The days are getting shorter and Thorin & Co. continue to move forward. As the nights get colder and the company pairs up to share warmth, Bilbo finds comfort in the last person he'd expect. A sort of evolution in Bilbo and Bofur's relationship. Word Count: c. 5k. Rating: M.
Author: saltarello (
saltarello)- Burglar - Bofur/Bilbo/Thorin. Bofur has feelings for Bilbo, who only sees him as a friend. Bilbo has feelings for Thorin, who only sees him as a hindrance. Word Count: c. 1,200. Rating: T.
Author: smaragdbird (
smaragdbird - smaragdbird)- A Happy End - They've made it, all of them, through everything (AU for the book and most likely for the third Hobbit movie as well). Word Count: c. 600. Rating: G.
- Respectability is Overrated - Bilbo saves Bofur's Life. Bofur decides to make up for it. Word Count: c. 700. Rating: T.
Author: Starrrz (
starry_starrrz - starry_starrrz - - Kink Meme Fills - Collection of kink meme fills. Rating: various. Ongoing.
--- 5. Ye ole courtship trope. Rating: G.
--- 6. Bilbo is injured, Bofur patches him up. Rating: G.
--- 7. Bilbo grows a beard. Rating: M.
--- 8. Bofur worries about Bilbo. Rating: G.
--- 9. Bofur is warned off. Rating: T.
--- 11. Bombur plays matchmaker. Rating: G.
--- 12. Bofur tries to fit in back in the Shire. Rating: G.
--- 13. Kíli and Fíli play a prank on Bofur. Rating: G.
--- 14. PWP. Rating: M.
--- 15. Bilbo gives into temptation. Rating: M.
--- 16. Modern AU. Rating: G.
--- 17. Bilbo gives in to temptation - Bofur POV. Rating: M.
--- 18. Bofur kisses it better. Rating: G.
--- 19. Bilbo takes the initiative. Rating: M.
--- 20. Unrequited. Rating: G.
Author: sum_nemo
- Five Times Bofur Gave Bilbo His Hat, And The One Time Bilbo Took It - I took a prompt on the kink meme and ran with it further than requested. Prompt was: At some point on the journey, things get a little ugly and battle is done. Bilbo, who still isn't terrific with a sword, is told to hang back or stay somewhere safe. (Or maybe he's guarding the ponies, whatevs.) Just before going with them, Bofur takes his hat off. And puts it on Bilbo's head. Because these are the two things he wants to keep safe. So, here are the many times Bofur gave Bilbo his hat to keep him safe and happy, and the one time Bilbo took it to make Bofur feel safe and happy. Work in Progress.
Author: Taggerung
- Heart Mark - Soul mark trope. Word Count: c. 600. Rating: T.
- Mistaken Courtship - Thorin decides he wants to court Bilbo so he tells Bofur to back off. Unfortunately, neither told Bilbo. Word Count: c. 2k. Rating: T.
Author: The_Hendulaica
- Adamancy Is Not A Virtue - Steampunk AU. In which Thorin and his men are the last surviving pirates of the sky, Bilbo is an indisputably respectable mechanic, and Gandalf is still a quite the intrusive and meddlesome wizard. Rating: M. Work in Progress.
Author: thorinoakenshield (
- You're Used To This Life - What if the Goblins hadn't interrupted the conversation between Bofur and Bilbo? Word Count: c. 2k. Rating: T.
Author: thorinsmut (
- Five Buttons - Bilbo lost his buttons, and only Bofur noticed how much that bothers him. Word Count: c. 2k. Rating: G.
-- Through the Bars - Set in Mirkwood. Word Count: 2.5k. Rating: G.
--- The Balcony - Bilbo and Bofur have a smoke and a cuddle on the balcony in Laketown. Word Count: c. 1.5k. Rating: G.
---- On the Gold - "The inevitable smutty chapter." Word Count: c. 2.5k. Rating: M.
----- The Stone and the Battle - Bilbo and Bofur just want to protect each other, but can they? Word Count: c. 2k. Rating: G.
------ Bag End - Happily Ever After. Word Count: c. 4k. Rating: T.
- Repairing the Hat - Bilbo fixes Bofur's hat. Word Count: 800. Rating: G.
Author: TikaOn
- Five times Bilbo inadvertently turned someone on, and one time someone did it to him - (Bofur is chap 1) Word Count: c. 3k. Rating: M.
Author: Verily
- Dwobbits or Quarterlings? - While Thorin's Company rests at Rivendell, Fili and Kili discover that Bofur and Bombur are hiding a very big secret. Word Count: c. 2.5k . Rating: G.
Author: Wintermoth1223 (
Wintermoth1223)- The Pleasures of Intimacy - When the night comes and ale passes round, the Dwarfs and the Hobbit are prone to stories. A drunken Bilbo finds a new kind of love with Bofur, and Thorin turns out to like elves. The confusing tale of romance, seduction, and elfen fetishes. Word Count: c. 3,500. Rating: M.
Author: Wolfy McBubblehorn (
Wolfy_McBubblehorn)- Healing Hearts - Bofur has admired Fili and Kili from afar but never done anything about his feelings until they come to him. Then the battle of five armies comes and Bofur can no longer feel at home in Erebor, so he leaves and seeks the good company of our very own Bilbo Baggins. Word Count: c. 5k. Rating: T.
Author: Yaseanne
- A World That I Shall Know - For a prompt on the kink meme: Bofur to invites Bilbo to live with him in Erebor now that the quest is done. It starts out as a friendly request, until they can find a suitable spot to build a Hobbit hole for him in the vicinity, but as time goes on they slowly start to develop stronger feelings for one another. All the while dealing with their grief over their lost companions, and what might have been had everyone survived. Frodo comes to live with Bilbo. Word Count: c. 6k. Rating: T.
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